Shallow on Target

My childhood reading has left me with an unjustified, automatic distrust of people who use the following surnames:

Channing
Chorley
Crayford
Cutler
Eckersley
Elgin
Galloway
Hinks
Jaeger
Lupton
Magister
Masters (x2)
Quinn
Stevens

and an equally unjustified warmth towards people who go by the names of:

Benoit
Benton
Fenner
Sondergaard

Hoggwords

Yumsk!
Skillo!
Oh
Right
Sorry
Sor-ry
Oops
Mums
Charterhouse
Budleigh Salterton
'Larious
Two m's, two g's
I'll have to ask
It all got a bit complicated
Da da-da da-da delish!