Shallow Fact File

This week: Lavinia Murray

Fave Bob Dylan album: Fetching It All Back Home
Fave George Bush quote: 'Fetch it on!'
Fave Queen song: Fetch Back That Leroy Brown

Shallow's Special Question:
Lavinia, which of the belts of debris surrounding the planet Saturn do you like best?
Well Shallow. I would pick the A-ring but it's such an obvious choice. I'm taking my pick from the other side of the Cassini Division - it has to be the F-etch.

Hey Joan. He didn't call you a racist. It was you who brought the word up...

Lynn - idea for a programme:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Buff Ether Van Pyres Layer
Somewhere in ethereal interdimensional space, Buffy rules a very flat pocket universe consisting solely of burnt-out vans.
Each week a very fit Buffs burns to death a van driver who has recently annoyed her, by cremating him in his vehicle.

The word on the street

Lots of today's young women want to be mothers, not Lesbians

And that's Lesbians 20s-style, not your rubbish generic lesbians of today.

Peaches for Shallow

Millions of peaches - a million peaches would make a cube 5 yards on a side. The size of a large shed.
Billions of peaches - a (US) billion peaches make a cube 500 yards on a side. Twice the height of Canary Wharf.
Trillions of peaches - a trillion peaches form a cube 30 miles on a side.
Quadrillions of peaches - a quadrillion peaches form a cube 3,000 miles on a side, larger than the Moon.
Quintillions of peaches - a quintillion peaches make a cube 300,000 miles on a side, more than big enough to stretch from the Earth to the Moon.

1601 by Mark Twain. George Orwell regretted not being able to find a copy of this, which, it appears, was copied secretly by printers in an analogous process to the way copies of documents get onto the internet.

Basically it's 'Who farted?'

Donnie shallow

Dreamt I was being menaced by the knife-wielding youth from Donnie Darko. But it was OK, I managed to strangle him.