Thursday, September 22, 2005

The word on the street

Lots of today's young women want to be mothers, not Lesbians

And that's Lesbians 20s-style, not your rubbish generic lesbians of today.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Peaches for Shallow

Millions of peaches - a million peaches would make a cube 5 yards on a side. The size of a large shed.
Billions of peaches - a (US) billion peaches make a cube 500 yards on a side. Twice the height of Canary Wharf.
Trillions of peaches - a trillion peaches form a cube 30 miles on a side.
Quadrillions of peaches - a quadrillion peaches form a cube 3,000 miles on a side, larger than the Moon.
Quintillions of peaches - a quintillion peaches make a cube 300,000 miles on a side, more than big enough to stretch from the Earth to the Moon.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

1601 by Mark Twain. George Orwell regretted not being able to find a copy of this, which, it appears, was copied secretly by printers in an analogous process to the way copies of documents get onto the internet.

Basically it's 'Who farted?'