Sunday, October 30, 2005

Shallow Fact File

This week: Lavinia Murray

Fave Bob Dylan album: Fetching It All Back Home
Fave George Bush quote: 'Fetch it on!'
Fave Queen song: Fetch Back That Leroy Brown

Shallow's Special Question:
Lavinia, which of the belts of debris surrounding the planet Saturn do you like best?
Well Shallow. I would pick the A-ring but it's such an obvious choice. I'm taking my pick from the other side of the Cassini Division - it has to be the F-etch.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Hey Joan. He didn't call you a racist. It was you who brought the word up...

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Lynn - idea for a programme:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Buff Ether Van Pyres Layer
Somewhere in ethereal interdimensional space, Buffy rules a very flat pocket universe consisting solely of burnt-out vans.
Each week a very fit Buffs burns to death a van driver who has recently annoyed her, by cremating him in his vehicle.